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Hi I fucking LOVE Mob "He would hate you" EXACTLY BRO
Hi i am literally just GUSHING about him AHDUDGJA HES JUST SO CUTE MAN
I love when he's annoyed and when he's happy and when he's deadpanning and even when he looks crazy just GOD HES SOO CUTE
"Oliver you're a gay man gushing about a straight man" PERFECT I do not wish to "fix" him and make him realize he's bi I want him EXACTLY how he is
Is this even a Yume? I don't care if we are romantic or anything at all I literally just wanna exist with him because I love him so much LIKE the end goal is not for us to fall in love it might just be to have fun BUT I AM in love with him and us being romantic isn't opposed but is not the main goal
I think we'd be a comedic duo like LET ME JUST TELL YOU OUR LORE BRO
My yumelore with him is that I am literally who he wants to be in this world (someone who can get through their life without falling in love and becoming apart of the world’s cycle of BL) so i intrigue him but as soon as he tries to understand why I get attached to him and start fucking around with him and I am actually the devil sent to torment him for not conforming to the world of BL /hj
Da Sona is like a really charismatic idiot who attracts a lot of people and by Mob's definition SHOULD be a "main character" but he literally always loses all his "flags" like a week or two later. Mob sees all this and is like "I NEED to find out how he DOES IT", gets closer to me and then realizes that I am just a fucking idiot when it comes to love—so much so that it's despairingly(for him) laughable. Even more unfortunately for him by this time I have already taken it upon myself to be his absolute best friend ever (and even more maybe 😳) and will not let him go in peace
if anyone wants a better mental image of what my sona’s like
My Sona takes my social ineptness and troubles with recognizing when people like me to a comedic level that I absolutely love SO NO I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK I GET AN INSANE AMOUNT OF BITCHES IT IS EXAGGERATED FOR MY ENJOYMENT!!
Something about Mob that I find really funny(?) is that he says he's got an ordinary face but? like? I dont think so? Maybe I am blinded by love tho? maybe...
BUT LIKE IS HE NOT? CUTE? It doesn't show here but he has a mole! A-symmetry like that in faces is quite attractive I'm told? That alone makes him stand out a bit so he could totally be counted as handsome! Also his hair is PURPLE!! THATS GOTTA BE SOEMTHING
Now, if you were to ask me my opinions on Hatano I would die internally. I do not hate him but I sure do hate the thought of he and Mob becoming canon! His whole thing is to defy the world of BL! This is his most challenging obstacle! Let him get through it!? And, once again, he is a straight man! I dislike the idea of him canonically being in a relationship with another man because I feel like him NOT wanting to "conform" to the world of BL is a pretty MAJOR part of his character and what makes him funny! I feel like some people are so YaoiPilled that they just ignore that for the yaoi and it makes me sad :(
Now. I did specify. Canonically. In Fan works and stuff I do not care that much …. Especially since I literally think about us being a cute couple on the daily..
Pixiv show me this guy’s balls
ill need to add images to create another section break BUT here are some dialouges I need to get out of my head and am too lazy to draw
M: (Lately I’ve noticed something. There’s a guy who always seems to have flags around him yet he’s never actually been with anyone. A player? No, he doesn’t look the type.. I must know how he does it!)
— montage of mob observing Oliver —
M: (after a week of tailing and befriending this guy… I finally understand.. This guy.. IS INSANELY DUMB!)
M: (It’s not that he’s figured this world out to a T, it’s that he’s so dense none of his flags ever go anywhere! I witnessed it first hand!)
okay i need to start writing on my computer more so i can add the image borders to section things off but whatever…
I NEED more art of him like jerking his shit or something man I’d go insane for that