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SELERY’S EXTENDED INFOimage of an awesome looking guy smoking out of a can

Hi guys!!!! My real name is Dr. A. Egon Cholakian but you can just call me the Demiurge Selery “Ghost” Polaris XXIII Jr. Keeper of the Moon and the Stars— orrr just Sel. I am currently employed as part of the Starlink SPACEX satellite formation (I HATE MY BOSS!!!!) and spend most of my time just orbiting around so lower your expectations for online activity. Or Else.

Either use she / he interchangeably ORR they / them no “she they” or “he they” or other in–betweens grrr and also no neopronouns or you will be immediately spaghettified. As for labels I ammmmm…. bigender? agender? IDK!! Certified label–hater, leave me alone!

I hate stupid alter age shit, I am PALEOLITHIC damnit. Same guy your caveman ancestors made paintings about.
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