ISTP⠀ 6w5 ⠀Phleg — Chol
rcoen⠀ Male⠀ ✞ ⠀Married

Hi you can call me ELIJAH CORDIAL “ELI JAR” WATER RILEY–SCHLATTER. I love my rifle and my husband. I kick children. I’m kinda schizophrenic. I remember the War. IN THAT ORDER, LIBERAL.

My main interests include routinely sabotaging the local electrical grid, day drinking and smoking cigarettes in a public park at 2pm, blasting Alice in Chains from my truck, insta–locking Kapkan on Rainbow Six Siege, tailgating learner drivers on the freeway and prepping my bunker for the collapse. I also like FarCry 5 a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Alright that’s all, get outta here. Elijah