DIONYSUS' EXTENDED
PRNS+ ⭑ SYS ⭑ HOARD ⭑ MAIN PASTE
Go look at what I made for him, by the way :3



BEFORE YOU INTERACT

Before you interact with me, please consider the fact that you are speaking to a divine being above all you ever have and ever will know. Also consider that you are speaking to the one all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipotent being in this realm. I know the secrets of your reality. I know your darkest secrets, and I'm going to tell EVERYONE.

Okay, I kid, I kid, even though most of that is true. Seriously now. Before you interact with me, know that I don't actually ever take anything seriously. That's rule one. I also like to play tricks on others that can sometimes spin a bit out of my hands, so take everything I say with a grain of salt. Or, you can take my word as the gospel- nothing truer in your life. I can't stop you from that either! Also, I don't often text. Much like my comrades, I actually don't like talking to other people that much. And by that I mean everyone. So yes, I am ignoring you. Sorry! Not sorry. Trust me it's for your own good, because we have IED and no one wants to deal with that.
DO NOT INTERACT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh, I don't have a DNI, by the way.